A Joke and a Story

A joke and a story from our awesome patients! 


Day 1: Duck walks into a bar.

Duck: “Got any corn?”

Bartender: “No.”

Day 2: Duck returns to the bar.

Duck: “Got any corn?”

Bartender: “Uh no.”

Day 3: Duck returns to the bar.

Duck: “Got any corn?”

Bartender: “Hey! This is the third day you have asked me for corn. We have NO corn here! If you ask me again, I will nail those silly webbed feet of yours to the floor.”

Day 4: Duck returns to the bar.

Duck: “Got any nails?”

Bartender: “No.”

Duck: “Got any corn?”


This Nashville couple has been married for over 50 years! The wife shared this story with us.  She was giving her husband a “honey-do” list of chores.  As her husband was cleaning leaves in the yard, she came out of the house and re-iterated some of the key points about the list of chores.

Her husband patiently responded, “Honey, will you go get me some tape?” She immediately went to get the tape and returned. As she handed him the tape, the husband laughed almost uncontrollably.

Husband: “Do you know what I wanted the tape for?”

Wife: “You need to tape shut the lawn bag of leaves.”

Husband: “No, it is for your mouth!”

Yours in dental health,

Dr. David Roach

Dr. David Roach Nashville Dentist - Our Fearless Leader!

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